most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*